Scroterbating 

To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:

1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).

5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).

Man my boyfriend was scroterbating while I was sleeping last night, he got yogurt all over me!

Scroterbating by Brewha December 29, 2010

Scroterboating 

Similar to motor boating breasts but, happening to the nutsack instead.

Martin: What are you doing?
Thomas: I am gonna give you something.
Martin: W-What?! My pants!
Thomas: This is called Scroterboating
*Thomas motorboats Martin's nuts.*

Scroterboating by D0CT0R LEM0N March 31, 2017

Scroterboating 

The act of motorboating a scrotum.

After I took my pants off, she just started scroterboating me.

Scroterboating by Walt88 January 22, 2022

scrotterboatard 

1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.

3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.

4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.

5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.

6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.

7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.

8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.

1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"

General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"

Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"

General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"

2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"

Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"

Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"

Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"

Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"

Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"

scrotterboatard by mooroobool November 16, 2013