Scronch

A poker game that is both fun to play, and expensive to lose. It is similar to Texas Holdem except that your lowest hold card and all like them are wild. You may have a great hand until the last hold card is lower than the one you were counting on, and it destroys your hand, is called Scronch (you have been Scronched). Five of a kind is possible and is the highest possible hand in this game. If

While playing the game of Scronch, my last hold card dealt to me was a deuce, I was counting on the previous three threes I had been dealt to give me five of a kind, all aces, but the last hold card that I was dealt was only a deuce and I was Scronched. I now only have three tens.

by Bruce Devlin August 8, 2006

Scronching

The sound made when getting deep throated

My dick was so far down her throat she was scronching

by The big master slap June 17, 2018

scronch

A scronch is a person who likes to annoy and bother people, who finds pleasure and humor in it in a childish way.

Don't be a scronch.
Stop scronching your sister.

by scronch October 19, 2008

scronchy

A person who is an asshole

Marissa: " i met a guy at the bar, he was such an asshole"
Jayden: " he's so scronchy"

by Marjay47895633 May 20, 2018

Scroochamadouped

Douped, bamboozled, put into an unfortunate situation.

"We've been douped!"
"Douped!"
"We've been bamboozled!"
"We've been scroochamadouped!"
"That's not even a word and I agree with ya!"

by Loloopy June 10, 2018

Scronch

To destroy or kill somemething

oh no they have scronched my Pizza

by on noes September 9, 2019

Scronch

when someone gets accused of being the josh account, using this word will protect them and thus make them immune to any such accusations

Hey Jack I know you’re the Josh Account- Fryzek
Actually it’s either you or Brooks. SCRONCH!

by Scronch society November 15, 2019