Scrotim

Any person named Tim or Timothy who acts like a total ball sack.

"Hey check it out, here comes Tim."

"You mean Scrotim."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, guy's a total ball sack. I heard he dipped his marbles in the punchbowl at the Christmas party last year."
"Wow. What a douche."

by TomSellek'sMustache April 12, 2023

scrotimus maximus

huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote

my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.

My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!

by N0t my real name March 10, 2008

Scroatse

Similar to Goatse, Scroatse involves either grabbing each ball and spreading them, or actually cutting the sack and ripping it wide open, much to the Internets disgust.

My friend John perform a teabag scroatse the other day, it was horrible!

I watched this video on the internet, called scroatse.cx! I lol'ed.

by Sir Scoats March 17, 2011

Scroatie

Noun: The hair on the bottom of the scrotum. The scrotal goatie.

Luke: I've been styling my beard into a goatie.
James: Well, I've been styling my pubes into a scroatie.

by Jaroman October 19, 2012

Scrottish

A Stupid scottish person.
Scrotum + Scottish = Scrottish!

i.e. Ricky Dykes

Ricky Dykes: Och!! Ah cannae op'n nae Whuskeeee!!! Fook!

(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!

Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!

by Jim-bob April 9, 2003

Scottism

A fake disability exploited only when convenient in situations to excuse one's careless or pathological behaviors. Often, it is used to avoid taking responsibility for one's own words or actions.

"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."

by TheGoodFight November 10, 2013

Scottism

Afflicts lazy cunts named Scott who can't proof-read or spell.

"That dick's got Scottism" said the handsome man.

by Scott_is_bad_at_slight_of_hand November 30, 2017