Scrodsheets

Often served with a side of cockmeat. Scrodsheets is any type meat tasting similiar to ballsac.

yo bro, was that steak London Scrodsheets???

by Young Don23 April 22, 2011

Scroat

/ skreut. adj. A person with no ambition to better themselves, happy to sponge off the state / welfare system. A social leech. Often of little intelligence or poorly educated, but unaware of their limitations. Occurs within all social age groups (they are living longer despite out efforts to poison with alcohol or tobacco). Often one family member may have held employment within local manual labour sector, and will endeavor to wash at least fortnightly. Their offspring however see no reason to contribute to society, except only to burden it further with their own ferrel inter-related produce.

Due to their social habits and needs scroats are often founds in groups or packs. They have complex interwoven family / community structures which are fiercely territorial. When not in their own social housing area the males can be found looking for anything of value not bolted down. Often congregate outside suppliers of cheap alcohol, betting shops, or post offices (when collecting their benefits). The females however favor pregnancy as a means to securing housing or greater financial income.

by daft-guy August 20, 2009

scrod

The past passive pluperperfect of "to screw"
also
fish of the day.
Same thing

George realized he had been scrod by the used car dealer

by CableHills July 5, 2008

scroat fleece

hair in the pubic region

u r such a scroat fleece!

eeeew i got jam in my scroat fleece

he hasn't even got a scroat fleece yet!

by The Offender! May 6, 2005

scroat lobes

an unfortunate person who has ear lobes similiar to a dangling scrotum

"here, did u see the scroat lobes on that chap?!"

by just another manic monday June 7, 2009

scrodpiece

A crotch enhancement seen on the screen during a full body scan. It may offer protection from the rays or, with males, the appearance of being well endowed to the stranger checking you out for explosives.

"If you're flying back home from Amsterdam you best wear a scrodpiece"

" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."

by Gerivan January 8, 2010

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008