shrewted

to mess up in a bad way

derived from andy bernard of the office

i'm sorry Michael i totally shrewted up back there

by zazy z December 22, 2010

Ebenezer screwed

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.

"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."

by Irasal December 27, 2014

E Screwed

When you are screwed over by an eBay seller or buyer

Mrs Jones sold a very expensive watch and the buyer claimed not to receive it, this is E Screwed

by Rosiehatespaypal October 7, 2010

chopped and screwed

When a song is screwed, that means it's slowed down a bit. "Chopping" is when you have the record on one turntable, and the same record on another turntable but delayed one beat, then you crossfade between the two for a beat to double up a half-second part. Usually you "chop" on the fourth beat to double up the first beat of the next measure. DJs often use the "flanger" effect on one of the records to make the chops "swoop."

"DJ Screw originated the Chopped & Screwed style."

by magnum October 1, 2003

screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

Screwed On

Someone who is "all there" in a mental sense but not necessarily in a physical one.

Steven Hawking is totally screwed on man.

by Simon Batt January 12, 2005

Presidentially Screwed

Similar to royally screwed, when one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears impossible to change.

Presidentially screwed is much worse.

The IRS presidentially screwed me with a fine and interest.

by Dr Neurohacker December 21, 2013