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bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.
man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night
by ddunn June 13, 2018
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Rusty Screwdriver

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear
John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!
by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008
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Sonic Screwdriver

A cocktail containing blue Jones Soda and Vodka. The Sonic Screwdriver is a variation of the screwdriver cocktail. The name "Sonic Screwdriver" is a reference to the multi-functional tool used by The Doctor in the science-fiction show Doctor Who. "Sonic" may also be in reference to Sonic the Hedgehog due to the character and the drink both being blue. Curaçao Liqueur mixed with orange juice is also referred to as a Sonic Screwdriver.
Friend: "Awwww man!, we're all out of orange juice"

Me: "It's okay I got Jones Soda, we'll makes some Sonic Screwdrivers"

Friend: "What's that?"

Me: "Only the most delectable cocktail ever created!"
by pandaSmore May 14, 2011
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Virgin Screwdriver

A screwdriver minus the alcohol. Thus, a virgin screwdriver is merely a new way of saying "orange juice".
Johnny Q-Bert: I'm too young to drink alcohol, but I enjoy drinking a virgin screwdriver every morning before going to school.
Tracey Lafayette: Shut up slacker!
Johnny Q-Bert: Okay.
by JohnnyQBert May 14, 2007
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screwdoodle

gay sex between a older man and a younger boy
howard and scott did the screwdoodle
by J-Titty January 26, 2008
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Screwdo

The hairdo you get from having sex.
Hun, you can't leave the house like that! First fix your screwdo!
by piningforthefjords February 17, 2017
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chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.
"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."
by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013
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