Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

Scranton Tuxedo

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.

You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.

by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

lemme show you how to scratch it

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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

by -Nova- April 16, 2020

scatological

of or pertaining to the study, discussion or orientation of all things fecal. The science of fecal situations or orientations if you will.

that guy is a fecal freak, he's interested in all things scatological.

by gabriel cano May 3, 2005

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

scranton

The Electric City

Michael: “Scranton.”
Dwight: “What?”

Michael: “THE ELECTRIC CITY!!!!!”

by Hannah Derosa February 24, 2018

scratch that

taking something said back, changing one's mind.

Gimme those Tim's ...Scratch that, I want those Phat ass Adidas instead.

by Lamb B February 21, 2003