Scalfing

Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.

Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.

by weeboy7 January 24, 2018

scralka

Faking an ailment to stay home sick from school

That bohugly kid stayed home sick saying he was an analcholic, but it turned out to be scralka

by plash's pummelersin2085 February 25, 2005

Scraff

Casually urinating in public, usually in a park, mall, or airport, but can be used in any place but a toilet or urinal. "Scraff" is not used in emergency situations in which a person really needs to pee. It is only used when a person only kind of needs to go, but goes just to be a dick and piss in public.

I just when to the Natural History Museum. I saw some cool things, had lunch, and took a nice scraff.

by James O'Jaymzo Riley September 10, 2011

scrafula

another word for the srotum sac

"my scrafula is chafing like a maddog."

by [e-mail] February 28, 2003

scraffito

1: a type of art that involves scratching
2:An uncommon inoffensive way of saying FUCKIN AYE GODDAMMIT

i willa not have-ah you evil ina my-ah house! SCRAFFITO!!!

by village idiot May 29, 2003

scraff

getting high off nothing, being highly excited

also, scraff face: very excited facial expression, widening the eyes and smiling very large.

scraff dance: dancing around with a huge smile on your face while holding four fingers up, moving them uncontrollably.

nika and i were scraffing the other day at the park!

IM SO HAPPY IM ABOUT TO SCRAFF!

*does scraffle dance* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *rolls down a hill laughing..*

by rosheen November 16, 2006

scralatchtica

scratching the inside of an asshole with ones penis

Tony Majersky gave Mr. Christopher Silva a scralatchtica yesterday after he complained about his itchy rear.

by shocka February 21, 2005