scrantard

An uneducated degenerate from the hellhole of Scranton Pa who believes the 'Electric City' is the best place in the world, is happy living in their parents' basement, and making $8 an hour. Also is in denial of how horrible Scranton is.

Scranton is broke, full of drunks, & corrupt but Scrantards think it's a great place to live.

by Anti-Scranton June 12, 2014

The Scranton Strangler

During a sexual encounter, choking your partner with both hands tightly while simultaneously gagging them with your member until completion.

“Dammit, Dwight, I just want to finish my ham and cheese sandwich and surprise Pam with The Scranton Strangler! 🤷🏻

by Trav n Chan October 19, 2021

Scranton Room

In the coal region of northeastern Pennsylvania, many home owners have a habit of creating a "showcase" room. It contains the finest and most expensive furniture in the home. This room is completely off limits with the rare exception of entertaining guests on very special occasions.

Scranton Rooms are meant to confuse company. They feel that one neat and finely furnished room will make up for the rest of their home being kept in total disarray. They also hope this one room will make others think they are more successful or refined than they actually are.

Scranton rooms are very similar to Italian rooms, but not limited to a particular ethnic background. Perhaps the large amount of Italian immigrants in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area helped make this a trend popular throughout the area.

Toddler: "Mommy, mommy! My ball just rolled into the other room!"
Mother: "Just leave it there! You KNOW you are never allowed in the Scranton room!"

When father's boss from the coal mine came to dinner, we entertained him in our Scranton room.

by Joey "the nose" Uccello September 13, 2009

scrait

"straight", except the south's way of pronunciatin

Yo nigga, I scrait clowned that busta.

by Nigro January 13, 2003

Scranton

The largest city in Northeastern Pennsylvania, with a population of 76,415 recorded during the 2000 Census. Scranton was a boomtown in the late 1800s/early 1900s with the dawn of the coal and iron industries. Scranton fell on hard times after World War II after demand for coal dropped sharply, and has been losing population at a steady rate ever since. Nowadays, Scranton is filled with many nice, hardworking people. It is also home to numerous drug dealers from Philadelphia and New York, who come to Scranton because they can't make it in the big cities. Scranton is also filled with an amazing amount of assholes who do nothing but complain about how much Scranton sucks and there is nothing to do here. Local officials often tout Scranton for its interstates providing easy access to New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Washington, D.C., everywhere. Perhaps the negative assholes should hop on the highway and fuck off.

If you don't like living in Scranton, do something to fix it. If you're not going to fix it, shut the fuck up. If you're not going to shut the fuck up, then leave.

by FleshEatingRobot April 13, 2006

university of scranton

Gorgeous ladies and gentlemen that are extremely intelligent attend this University. They love to party and have fun.

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop!"-Quote about Scranton, PA from the hit show "The Office"

**For 16 consecutive years, U.S. News & World Report's "America's Best Colleges" edition has ranked the University of Scranton among the 10 top master's universities in the north

**In the 2010 edition of "America's Best Colleges" The University of Scranton ranked seventh among "America's Best Colleges" in the North, and was also included in a new ranking of just 80 schools in the nation hailed for a “Strong Commitment to Teaching.”

**For two consecutive years, Scranton has ranked among just 77 “Top Up-and-Coming Schools,” in the nation.

**The University's MBA program is among the top 15 in the nation for general management according to a national ranking of business schools published by Entrepreneur magazine and The Princeton Review.

**For the past eight years, The Princeton Review has included Scranton among its “371 Best Colleges.”

**Scranton is one of only 100 colleges and universities in the nation to be named to Templeton Foundation’s Honor Roll of Character-Building Colleges.

PRIDE, PASSION, PROMISE.

I went to The University of Scranton and it was an amazing college experience!

I love going to The University of Scranton because I can go snowboarding five minutes from campus at SNO Mountain!

by brains and beauty, U of S May 7, 2010

scranton shoehorn

The act of inserting your penis flaccid into a rectum using your thumb as a shoehorn and then tickeling your nuts until you become erect at which point urinating is optional but preferred.

The midgets ass was too tight so I had to scranton shoehorn that slut.

by b00stinsc00by November 18, 2009