Sconner

When a person has no pubic hair they are known as a sconner. (Derogatory)

WestMidlands,U.K decent

Daphney:I saw Stuart showering he had no pubes, he's a sconner.

by Tomo1811 March 17, 2008

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Sconner

Someone who has no pubic hair due to shaving or just lack of hormones.

You nan, mother and any other distant relation... probably you

by Faggit April 4, 2003

Scone muncher

British people

“Shut up you scone muncher”

by rhyder_scoot March 7, 2023

Schynell

a pretty person who likes to jump out windows

John: hey what's the chick doing jumping out windows?
Shreya: oh she must be a Schynell

by forevershreya November 6, 2012

Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.

" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014