Scott Garland

A noob-a-tron-prime 10000 who sucks at cod games and yoda calls him "noob you are" he really really sucks at video games and he is the worst hacker out there and is a cum guzzler, he eats dick all the time which makes him the gayest fag out there and you need the worlds largest telescope to find his dick

Scott Garland is a noob-a-tron-prime 10000

by KDawg56 December 9, 2012

scott gunn

A bearded god who, when prompted, will lead his band of misfit staff members to glory cleaning toilets and taking care of other business.

P1- Hey Scott Gunn
Scott- Yes

P1- code brown

Scott- Vamos!

by RBV127 May 7, 2018

scott grant

Looking for a phrase to describe someone with an abnormally large head and thinks it’s cool and whacky to be 4 hours late to everything? Look no further.

“Where’s Humpty Dumpty hes 4 hours late!?” , “oh he’s such a scott Grant”

by Indiasfinest December 10, 2019

Scott Game

When you suck so bad at Call of Duty Warzone that you cant even get any damage in the whole game. Especially in any resurgence mode.

Scott is so bad that we got a win and he had zero damage the whole game; he had a Scott Game.

by pteredactyll November 9, 2022

Scott Grimes as Counsel

Scotty's playing Counsel in Oppenheimer, guiding the legalities of the bomb project; from ER to Oppie. He's the law!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Yoooo! Who's guiding the Manhattan project in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Scott Grimes as Counsel, my dude!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Scott Gold

An anti-Semitic name to use against a homosexual Jew whom is a con artist that lives off the government and does not work. Pedophilia is there hobby and worship Jeffrey Epstein. Kinda of a new term for a Epstein fanatic.

"Schlomo is such a Scott Gold, all he talks about is his dream to play Elton John songs on the piano for Rabbi Schmulee," said Dobi

by Brock Diggler October 7, 2025

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016