scotch that

A up-to-date version of "stitch this", shouted usually after a headbutt or punch or other offensive action.

To give something to someone that will need to be repaired using one of those medical scotch tape strips.

Scotch that you twat!

by Dave Biggar March 12, 2007

scotch

After a messy breakup, when your ex-girlfriend deliberately replaces your lubricant with super glue(usually of the Scotch brand)causing your hand to stick to your penis.

George: "Aw man, I totally got scotched last night. (as he clutches his penis)."

by kem. April 5, 2008

scotch

this is adressed to the wee nobber ollie....and the other fannys who need a kick and a gralloch - we are scots. scotch is never used by scots to describe another scot.

you know the drill. scotch whisky, scotch broth and scotch beef. not scotch man. god that sounds so stupid...scotch man. get it right you foreign twat. failte gu albannach, sassenach. alba gu brath.

by man eilean dubh November 2, 2006

scotch

East Tennessee folk word for a chock placed in front of a tire or wheel to prevent it from accidentally rolling.

We need to scotch up the wheels on our car so it won't roll down the hill.

by Edword July 31, 2006

scotch

The preferred drink of choice by Ron Burgundy, who often consumes it and sings his undying love for it. Ron deeply regrets having milk one day on the streets of San Diego instead of the love of his life.

Ron: I love scotch! Scotchy scotch scotch!

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Scotch

Scotch College, Melbourne, is Australia's best school in every worthwhile respect

He was a Scotch boy, so you know he is a good bloke

by Hamish August 20, 2004

Scotching

An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)

"she's really into scotching, two roles of scotch tape and I can't tell who I'm with"

by Feralphil September 16, 2018