Scorcher

Someone who has zero rizz

You are a scorcher on the rizz-o-meter

by ScreamiAAA February 28, 2023

Aganazzar's Scorcher

The Aganazzar's Scorcher is when you squirt a line of hot sauce across the penis shaft before you go to town on a lady.

"Did you hear about Rebecca? Her boyfriend gave her an Aganazzar's Scorcher and she's been out of work for a week!"

by Aganazzar January 22, 2023

mallow scorcher

Instead of roasting a marshmallow to a golden brown, the mallow scorcher incinerates the marshmallow intentionally by sticking it directly into the flames of a campfire.

You have no campfire mallow finesse or skills! You’re a mallow scorcher!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Summer Scorcher

The absolute best and hottest golf tournament. Started by Golf Grand Master Mark "golf Jesus" Plinski. In Phoenix Arizona

Hey man, you going to the Summer Scorcher?

by gabeknight July 20, 2023