Scorcher

Someone who has zero rizz

You are a scorcher on the rizz-o-meter

by ScreamiAAA February 28, 2023

earth scorcher

An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.

"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"

"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"

by Rahymahn January 15, 2017

mallow scorcher

Instead of roasting a marshmallow to a golden brown, the mallow scorcher incinerates the marshmallow intentionally by sticking it directly into the flames of a campfire.

You have no campfire mallow finesse or skills! You’re a mallow scorcher!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Summer Scorcher

The absolute best and hottest golf tournament. Started by Golf Grand Master Mark "golf Jesus" Plinski. In Phoenix Arizona

Hey man, you going to the Summer Scorcher?

by gabeknight July 20, 2023