scone 

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

scone by JH March 12, 2003

scone 

australian slang for your head

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by

scone by baz January 8, 2004

Scone 

a penis that has been constructed for a female to male sex change.

The doctor said that my scone will never grow erect, but will resemble a penis.

Scone by olejatt June 24, 2010

scone 

Of or relating to a HAM (see HAM radio operators)

Scone! I saw a hambone!

scone by The OKB September 27, 2003

Scone 

a nickname given to Haitian and/or Bajan Americans (particularly females), whom cannot speak creole. Many scones attend Ivy League institutions in order to make up for their lack of knowledge regarding their culture's native tongue.

Haitian Boy: Hey is that girl Haitian? She's bad as shit, I'm gonna talk to her!

Jealous Haitian Girl: Good luck with that. She's a scone.

Scone by jawn30 August 24, 2011

scone 

an insult to a person who is an degenerate, bitch, pussy, no friends, gay, unliked, unwanted, lame, idiot, nonsensical

basically a general insult to anyone

"Dude quit being such a scone"

"You're really sconin' up"

"Ooooh! It's the scone collector"

"Welcome to the scone zone"

"Sconeyyyyyy!" - Alternative nickname for one who is a constant scone

scone by brian 110% anti scone peterson September 3, 2007

Scone 

Someone who is not cool, in any way possible.

Dude, he's such a fucking scone.
What a scone.

Scone by 420savage February 13, 2017