Schomp

A disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore.

SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples

You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.

Whoa, I just did a triple-take - that dude wasn't really a dude! That was a SCHOMP! Hell ya, first schomp sighting of the summer! (*high five*)

Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.

That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp

by Denver 78 October 8, 2014

schwope

A girl who is highly ticklish, loves to laugh and is very VERY spacy. loves to fuck

scott go tap that schwope!

by FJiuheio January 12, 2010

schwoop schwoop

means to make some serious moves to complete plans or quickly hurry from point A to point B as efficiently as possible.

I really want to be at Caitlin's house by ten for top chef, so I am going to schwoop schwoop to the grocery store for snacks before hand.

by LizzieStein November 22, 2010

schwimp

A word that can be used as a verb or noun in any context.

Dude, I think I just schwimped my pants!

by Adam Biddle March 22, 2005

schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

Schwamp

To speedily maneuver around cars or road obstacles

We gotta schwamp this one

by schwamp beast May 8, 2010