schwartz

A term of endearment to a friend; comradary.

Calling a friend schwartz. Example, answering the phone, "Hello, schwartz, what?"

by Boomjay Boomjay July 29, 2008

Schwartz

A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)

"Ah ha! I see your schwartz is as long as mine!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

schwartz

a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.

Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."

by Lisa McCurdy January 22, 2007

Schwartz

A Verb That is the act of getting so completely and utterly drunk as to make a scene that while ultimatly funny as hell your probably going to regret it later. It can Also be used in place of the word Fuck

Person 1 :Dude i got so Schwartz'd last night i dont remember what happened

Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped

Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up

by Drillbit90 February 28, 2011

schwartz

A verb referring to soccer, it is the act of missing a ridiculously easy shot from five feet away or less in soccer.

Example 1: Zack had the ball right in front of the goal and he totally schwartzed it right over.

Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!

by pimpdaddy93 August 6, 2010

Schwartzed

When you masturbate too much and it rubs the head of you penis raw

I masturbated like 7 times today and my dick is schwartzed.

by Yo-oprah January 25, 2016

Shifty Schwartz

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"

The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.

by nastynaterack July 10, 2009