A small high school located in Leesport, PA. Best known for rednecks, fuckboys, and the one teacher that got arrested for having sex with one of his students. Contrary to popular belief, our academic courses suck, our teachers scream at us, and we sob on the bathroom floors. We are highly competitive in our sports, and how much sex we have. Everybody is high on weed or Xanax, and no one sleeps. It is a circus, go Panthers.
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"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
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Eliza (Elizabeth) is a character from Hamilton and arguably the best character in the entire show. She was incredibly loyal and forgiving, even staying with and caring for her husband after a scandal. She is often seen in a teal-ish Colonial-style dress to represent the fashion of the time and her calm personality. The wife of Alexander Hamilton, but may be shown dating Maria Reynolds, Martha Mannings or even Aaron Burr in some fanfictions. (Hamilton fanfic is scary sometimes)
In history, Elizabeth started up an orphanage to help any kid without a family that may need help, including children of colour and illegitimate children despite the social standards. She also stood for equality and fought againsy slavery and the patriarchy. Truly the best of wives and best of women.
Phillipa Soo plays her in the OBC which says enough about how amazing she is, though every Eliza actor is a queen just like her character.
She is secretly Rich Goranski from Be More Chill (aka my favourite character) and the reasons are:
- They both have blueish outfits
- They both described themselves as helpless
- Both of them have set things on fire
- Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
That part was a joke... or was it?
Anyway stan Eliza or we can’t be friends, she’s such a strong woman and doesn’t get enough credit compared to Angelica.
In history, Elizabeth started up an orphanage to help any kid without a family that may need help, including children of colour and illegitimate children despite the social standards. She also stood for equality and fought againsy slavery and the patriarchy. Truly the best of wives and best of women.
Phillipa Soo plays her in the OBC which says enough about how amazing she is, though every Eliza actor is a queen just like her character.
She is secretly Rich Goranski from Be More Chill (aka my favourite character) and the reasons are:
- They both have blueish outfits
- They both described themselves as helpless
- Both of them have set things on fire
- Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
That part was a joke... or was it?
Anyway stan Eliza or we can’t be friends, she’s such a strong woman and doesn’t get enough credit compared to Angelica.
by DeeIsCool September 19, 2020
Get the Eliza Schuyler mug.1. A river in southeast Pennsylvania, dividing Philadelphia into West Philly and Center City. It's a tributary of the Delaware.
2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.
Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".
2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.
Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".
The eastbound Schuylkill's backed up at the Conshohocken curve, with a gaper delay slowing things down from Montgomery to Girard.
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Get the Schuylkill mug.The most pure cinnamon roll ever. Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton Is the wife of Alexander Hamilton. Her sisters are Angelica Schuyler-Church and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler-Van Rensslear. She was the second born daughter of continental army general Phillip Schuyler. She had 8 children including, Phillip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Eliza Hamilton Jr., James Hamilton, John Hamilton, William Hamilton, and Alexander Hamilton Jr. And when the Reynolds pamphlet was published, Eliza BURNED Hamilton. (Get it??? Okay, I'll leave now... ;-;)
Me: *Crying* "ELIZA IS THE PUREST CINNAMON ROLL IN THE WORLD!!!!"
My sister: "Why are you crying?! And who's Eliza?! And you named a cinnamon roll?"
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BECOME HAMILTRASH LIKE ME!!!"
My sister: "Wait--"
Me: *Slams door in her freaking un-hamiltrash face*
My sister: "Uh... Okay!"
My sister: *Comes back in*
My sister: "So.. Who's Eliza?"
Me: "Eliza Schuyler is Alexander Hamilton's wife..."
My sister: "Ooooooh... So this is Hamilton stuff!"
My sister: "Why are you crying?! And who's Eliza?! And you named a cinnamon roll?"
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BECOME HAMILTRASH LIKE ME!!!"
My sister: "Wait--"
Me: *Slams door in her freaking un-hamiltrash face*
My sister: "Uh... Okay!"
My sister: *Comes back in*
My sister: "So.. Who's Eliza?"
Me: "Eliza Schuyler is Alexander Hamilton's wife..."
My sister: "Ooooooh... So this is Hamilton stuff!"
by CinnamonRollEliza September 1, 2018
Get the Eliza Schuyler mug.The gayest person according to the United States Departement of Diversity (USDD). The superstar most known on the Roblox platform for amassing millions of visits on his projects is also renowned for his high level of autism.
by Gabi Boo January 2, 2020
Get the Schubern mug.The oldest and the wittiest of the family. Comes from a rich family with two other sisters named Eliza Schuyler and Peggy Schuyler. A super sexy, smart, amazing and unsatisfied girl. As soon as she sees a guy she likes, Eliza will claim him first, but she knows her sister like she knows her own mind and knows there is nobody as trusting or as kind so, she will let her sister be helpless and Angelica will never be satisfied.
Guy one: Damn, is that Angelica Schuyler?
Guy two: Yeah she's beautiful
Guy one: I'd like a bite of her!
Guy two: Yeah she's beautiful
Guy one: I'd like a bite of her!
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