Schortzenegger

A short small muscly guy 💪🏻

That little mother fucker is a real Schortzenegger!!

by Dirkenhymer March 18, 2026

William Schpitznick

An old monarch who likes to murder people.

Henry the VIII was such a William Schpitznick!

by kevin_moldasnie February 15, 2020

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024