schplook

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink

He schplooked in my ... mouth

by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021

Schkloop

Noun, An organ that spontaneously poops through a cord that comes out your side near your bellybutton.

Oops I Schklooped my poop.

by Poopyschklooper April 22, 2011

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

schloonbug

A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.

SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug

by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004

schpool

Verb (schpooled): to suck and blow simultaneously
Noun: a blow/suck job

jose reyes schpooled the mayor in the dugout
jose reyes gave the mayor a schpool in the dugout

by berny July 5, 2004

schloogan

one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths

i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator

by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009

schloont

variation of schloob and boont in the sense that it can be used instead of any word

what the schloont is schloonting in your schloontin face you schloontin schloonter

by Ixnay Woosgrey June 18, 2009