cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schmokenhagen

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.

"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"

by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

by 0leep November 10, 2020

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

schmorge

when u r in the shower and u r usin one of those scrub things and u scrub off a layer of ur skin. the dead skin comes off and u can make it into different shapes

yesterday, my schmorge clogged up the drain so bad that i had to toilet plunger it.

dude! get ur schmorge off the shower walls!

by deshawn williams May 11, 2009

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008