schmoosh

when a girl is flip flop until you have had a bevy or 2 and she then becomes schmink

yeah, schmoosh!

by jim79 February 22, 2010

schmorkus

A word to describe someone when you're angry.

GOD DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKING SCHMORKUS!

by ARandomWobbuffet November 10, 2022

schmooshy

A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.

I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.

by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016

Schmooshgallonz

When a young couple is making-out sloppily in a public place.

Ralph and Loree like to schmooshgallonz in the kitchen when we're toasting our bagels.

by Smutfuckers May 29, 2017

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023