schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 6, 2004

schmoo

the shape of a belly after 3 or more folds have fused together into one large, soft blob

by Anonymous January 6, 2003

schmoo

small

that shmoo boy is half my height and he's 10 years older than i am!!

by bobbiboi October 8, 2003

schmoo

Some dude that has no real redeeming qualities about him - physical or otherwise. They generally aren't bad or ugly people, just not anything to write home about.

Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.

by boosh22 March 11, 2016

Schmoo

A complete moron; a fucking idiot.

My brother is a "schmoo".

by Live Wire Princess January 3, 2006

schmoo

schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..

girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"

by ericka! July 13, 2004

schmoo

1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.

Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003