Shmoned

To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off

Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"

by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009

schoned

to be nailed by a large vehicle whilst riding a smaller vehicle such as a motorcycle or bicycle. ultimately resulting in long term hospitalization.

Oh man did you hear about Jeremy? he totally got schoned by a Hummer.

by biggest dawg June 15, 2012

Shmoned

To be extremely stoned

Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger

by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

Schmoney

There's numbers of reasons why we love goth girls but the main one is because they have cool nipple piercings. They taste like pennies and we're all about that schmoney.

So you know Jessica? Bro i'm all about that schmoney with her

by SkillFaker October 21, 2022