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Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.
She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.
by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017
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Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples
John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties
by nigalert February 21, 2014
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Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.
He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty
by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019
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lucky schmitty

The middle position in a three-way encounter.
Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.
by Lavis89 June 13, 2024
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Schitty

When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.
"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"
by wavyg July 16, 2014
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David Schmitt

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*
by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013
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Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.
Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.
by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012
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