When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.
by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021
The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised
by allykeefic and ash February 02, 2006
Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!
by James Owens June 12, 2008
A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
by JimTimH. August 13, 2012
When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.
by Stevie Banger February 16, 2024
When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.
by Tyrone’s traps December 04, 2020