Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.

I love you Schmatzen.

by Soarele November 3, 2010

SCHANTZ

the leader of a colt, known to the members of it as "the scholt".it is a religion with a schope and a schardinal. every word in the schantz religion loses its first letter and is substituted by the letters "sch". that rule applies to every word exect for "yag" and all of its denominations such as "yagging off" or "yagger yagger" and the word "sasq".

random guy is walkin down the street

schope and pat: SHANTZ!!!!!!!

random guy: hello schantz

by LIL TANK October 26, 2006

shmantz

a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.

"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."

by BBGUNZ March 10, 2008

SCHANTZ

1) Verbal diarrhea

2) A middle aged man that still lives with his parents

3) An instigator of childish, stupid arguments

4) See also douchebag, douche

5) A person who thinks they are "cooler" and "funnier" then they really are.

I was trying to have an intelligent conversation until Matt had to schantz the whole conversation.

by you are not funny March 14, 2007

schmatz

a type of pizza which consists of a garlic-flavored dough topped off with diced tomatos, parmesan, and mozzerella cheeses.

boy, jill made some wonderful schmatz!

by Jill D. March 27, 2006

schmaltz

Any unidentified, nasty, liquid-like substance; usually very questionable in what the hell it actually is...

Be careful with this container Bill; it's full of some weird schmaltz...

by Testies321 August 12, 2010

schwantz

An unidentifiable person.

(background) A schwa as stated in the dictionary is an unidentifiable sound. The phonetic symbol used to respresent the sound.

A schwantz is an unidentifable person wandering aimlessly through life. They are not introspective. They do not know how they affect others by their actions yet they beleive they are right. They will defend their actions to the n'th degree no matter if they are 100% in the wrong.

The decision the manager made today was totally off side with company policy...what a schwantz.

by dano-mcgrano October 7, 2009