Schmalam malam 

Its a random saying that should be used anytime you cant think of anything to say or if you just wana be random.

Hey scotty... I got your mum pr.. ummmm, Schmalam malam!!

Schmalam malam by Sam Alame April 22, 2008

schmagma 

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

schmagma by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

schmammed 

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk

Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.

schmammed by sharstar June 26, 2006

schmammied 

a state of elated drunkeness

After that fourth shot I was schmammied!!

schmammied by lula December 17, 2006

schmammered  

The mix between shit faced and hammered.

schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

schmammered by Samual Pogue August 20, 2008

Schmampta 

It is like a thing. Works as a substitute noun for lack of a better word. Sometimes shortened to Schmer-Schmer.

Where's my Schmampta!?

Schmampta by Waychel Cawpintew July 17, 2010

Schmagma 

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

Schmagma by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003