schlinder

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.

A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.

by laserost July 10, 2012

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

Schlummer

Someone who often schlums on themself.

Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

by Voltron22 August 6, 2012