by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

by Youranerd Peonson February 13, 2021

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.
Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.
Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.
(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"
by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlap -ing (verb):
The art of slapping someone with your penis.
(Only applicable if you have a penis)
The art of slapping someone with your penis.
(Only applicable if you have a penis)
by TheColorman June 21, 2021

by Paxso-Africano May 8, 2024

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024
