Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Schlap-Slifter

A big storm of methane. Person of giant shits and farts.

You are a giant Schlap-Slifter.

by Youranerd Peonson February 13, 2021

Schlap

Schlap -ing (verb):
The art of slapping someone with your penis.

(Only applicable if you have a penis)

I'm gonna schlap you across the face!

by TheColorman June 21, 2021

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlap

Shitting into your palm, shoving your hands in another's face and proceeding to clap

"I'm going to schlap Harold later"
"Dude what the fuck

by Schlapper March 7, 2025

Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024