My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.
by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020
Get the Schlappmug. To repeatedly sexually harass one or more men, especially when done by a closeted man who opposes rights for sexual minorities.
The head of the American Conservative Union was kicked out of a bar for schlapping several men by following them around and rubbing up against them.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025
Get the Schlappmug. Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.
by ry_diggity May 31, 2018
Get the Schlappmug. To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.
The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025
Get the Schlappmug. A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"
by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020
Get the Schlappsmug. by SandyBrisgds October 22, 2020
Get the schlappmug.