Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 4, 2021

Schlastic

The ability to stretch, especially in the vaginal area.

by Pathogen October 29, 2003

Schlastic

some one with too much time on their hands. see also toomuchtimicus

Kyle Is Schlastic

by Impact October 31, 2003

schlapskie

Rubbish; nonsense. Also used to describe resentment towards a certain object or person.

That story is total schlapskie!

by Aidan Jalali January 17, 2005

Schlasty

A vagina. Named due to its schlastic nature. see schlastic.

"Damn, that's one dirty schlasty."

by Pathogen October 29, 2003

schlafischlamper

n:(roughly translates to sleeping bitch in german) a girl who has passed out at a party, or a sleeping bitch.

adj: to be fucked up

n: "dude look at the schlafischlamper, should we hump her?"

v:dude im schlafischlamper!

by mamfi August 6, 2009

Schlastification

Peeing on a woman and then boneing her dry until she begins to get blisters.

I am going to schlastificate U.

by Conholio February 13, 2003