schlagg 

1) A person who is truly annoying and doesn't seem to realize it.
2) One who has many friends that are girls but none want to go out with him.
3) A shortened version of school fag.

Henry is such a schlagg.

schlagg by Trent December 7, 2004

The Schlagpole 

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

The Schlagpole by cpoc December 5, 2003

Schlang

v. To throw or fling something without care or order.

v. To freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unencumbered by underwear)

1) What should I do with the pillow you asked me to move?

I don't care, just schlang it over there.

2) Guess what I'm doing right now.

What?

Letting it hang loose.

You're letting it schlang? Gross.

Schlang by Mythrandir August 2, 2011

schladong 

another word that can be used for penis.

I have a long schladong

I am a male & I have a schladong.

You wanna see my schladong?

schladong by schladongy March 24, 2009

Schlagg 

A Schlagg is a type of JSchlatt variation.

"Oh not another Schlagg Meme."

Schlagg by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

schlanooze 

Intoxicated nap taking

I drank Jamisons and began to schlanooze

schlanooze by Buckaroo Moose May 15, 2018

Schlagoop 

verb:

pronunciation: "shh-la-goop"

1. To insert something forcefully into another object, especially if the target object is very viscous, squishy, or slimy

2. Could be used as an alternative to "fuck", commonly used to insult or berate others

Use 1: "I schlagooped a handful of jelly into a jar"

Use 2: "go shlagoop yourself

Schlagoop by Ari_the_Owl March 28, 2021