Skip to main content

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
by TattooZoo October 27, 2007
mugGet the wackity schmackity doo mug.

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping
Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!
by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010
mugGet the scheminess mug.

Schmack

word used to describe really good food
Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack
by caro$wag February 8, 2021
mugGet the Schmack mug.

scheming up

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)
by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015
mugGet the scheming up mug.

Fonzi Scheme

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.
Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment
by angusshangus January 7, 2009
mugGet the Fonzi Scheme mug.

pyramid scheme

A fraudulent business model, illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Pyramid schemes market to prospective participants while Multi-Level Marketing plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
by Downstrike September 9, 2004
mugGet the pyramid scheme mug.

Schemily

A beautiful girl who tries to concoct schemes and plots to go out with friends or boyfriend, but who ultimately fails and is thwarted by her parents.
Jay: "Not again, she was caught by her parents in sneaking out."
Jane: "Dude, she's such a Schemily. When will she finally be able to hide her tracks?"
by Toesies September 26, 2009
mugGet the Schemily mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email