shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

Schramper

what you get called when people think your getting ugly

"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

Pamper Scamper

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament

That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.

by Levy Gravy January 5, 2011

scamper

a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.

That was one hell of a scamper. I ran so fast from that ho.

by sp9ecialK March 3, 2003

schmapper

a rapper who thinks hes really good at rapping but sucks at rapping

a guy who sucks at rap is called a schmapper

by marcel roberge March 4, 2007

scamperbj

A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.

You dawg, I got a scamperbj the other day and it was sweet

by jeff69_ October 8, 2008

schaper

Guy you wanna bang because of his creative talents

God, that dude on the stage is a true Schaper

by HerozeroDeNiro March 10, 2017