A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.
"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."
Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."
Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."
by Planet Paul October 11, 2012
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Sceezers usually roll in packs. They tend to go on vacation to the beach, and screw local surfers, lifeguards, and cabana boys. Most common destinations include :
Anywhere in mexico, any tropical island, and most commonly found coming to florida. The most extreme sceezers are found in the gulf coast panhandle. Panama city beach, santa rosa beach, miramar beach, destin, and pensacola beach.
Sceezers usually roll in packs. They tend to go on vacation to the beach, and screw local surfers, lifeguards, and cabana boys. Most common destinations include :
Anywhere in mexico, any tropical island, and most commonly found coming to florida. The most extreme sceezers are found in the gulf coast panhandle. Panama city beach, santa rosa beach, miramar beach, destin, and pensacola beach.
Dude, we are totally goin to PCB this year to hook up with some total sceezers!
That Brooke was a total sceezin ass bitch, i did my thing, then she went and gave kaleb a BJ ten minutes later!
That Brooke was a total sceezin ass bitch, i did my thing, then she went and gave kaleb a BJ ten minutes later!
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It is a commonly used term in Orkney since its invention by Sammy R!
by Matt and Jinky April 22, 2010
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