Schroder

verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.

"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"

by maxthecashier August 20, 2009

Schroder

Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.

I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!

by Uber Schroder October 25, 2010

schroder

A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.

Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.

by Tim T. November 23, 2004

Schroder

A small, disgusting penis. Typically malformed and short but fat.

Dude, when Frank got pantsed, everybody saw he had a schroder!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Schroder

it can be used either is a noun or an adjective. This word is used to describe a person who is a complete "square," "dork," or "jerk".

" Quit being a schroder and change the television"
" that guy at kinko's was a schroder"
"shut your mouth schroder"

by Daniel Cohen July 26, 2006

Lily Schroder

A beautiful and intelligent girl. If you know a girl called Lily and she is NOT your best friend, she better be, STAT! She is the most AMAZING BFF a girl could ever want. She will be EVEN BETTER if her last name is Schroder. She is easy to trust but firm and stands by her point. Don't mess with her. She is a sporting supertstar! Sometimes though, she sets her goals a little too high. If Lily once had a goal to be prime minister, SHE'S PERFECT!

Friend- Who is you BFF again?
You- Lily Schroder, remember?
Friend- Oh yeah, shes AMAZING!

by TwilightFanGirl101 June 3, 2020

Dirty Schroder

An insult generally directed at people younger than you, like a brother or sister, or that stupid kid down the street. An ideal "Dirty Schroder" has one or more of the following characteristics:

Fat
Trashy
Smelly
Bitchy
11-14 years of age
Person who won't leave you (or your stuff) alone

**Note that once you are a Dirty Schroder, you will always be one, regardless of your current characteristics**

"Dirty Schroder" is also synonymous with "Dirty Cock'm"

Guy 1: What do you think you're doing, Dirty Schroder? GTFO

Guy 2: WTF man, I'm 32 years old now. Can't you just give it a rest?

Guy 1: Of course not, you are still a fat and smelly Dirty Schroder!

by Soldier X58 October 24, 2011