The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

Soft Sex Scandal

When a female tries to convince you, that they really only want or like Soft Sex all of the sudden, after being pounded and fucked deep and hard for a year and half, with the results being 1000’s of body trembling orgasms.

Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.

This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.

Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.

1. I really wanted to believe that baby brat I was dating, was mature, but when she needed an out, she pulled the Soft Sex Scandal card out again.

2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 2, 2019

Sandy Sucker

When you pour water on your dick, sugar coat it, and then get dome.

-"Did you hear about what move he pulled the other day?"
"Na what did he do?"
-"I herd he gave his bitch a Sandy Sucker"

by Tender Bender January 21, 2013

Scandees

Verb: Performing toe felatio and/or tonguing the spaces between them.

Andrew got scandees on his big one from his sister-in-law.

by Seednacs February 9, 2013

Sandy Hand

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.

Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.

by Shitshow Honey Badger January 24, 2012

3 Hand Sandy

A sexual act between 3 people. When a guy has someone to his left and right (can be either male or female). Each of the individuals use one of their hands to jack off the guy.

The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.

Jim: "What were you doing all that time in the steam room with Bob and Ted?"

John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."

by Young Wheezy August 26, 2009

sandy eggo

A delicious breakfast item dubbed Sandy Eggo after the city San Diego. It's sprinkled sugar and cinnamon (to look like sand) over an eggo waffle.

I made myself a Sandy Eggo before I leave for San Diego.

by makrsh July 12, 2010