Scandinavian Shuffleboard 

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

Scandinavian Shuffleboard by Braxxin May 2, 2011

Scandinavian Backpedal

A reverse Dutch Rudder.

Nothing like a good Scandinavian Backpedal to make you go six fifths.

Scandinavian Backpedal by Anal chilli pill September 7, 2012

Scandinavian Pipebomb 

A bag of 'shrooms, slap of heroine, star-shaped snort of cocaine all done in under fifteen minutes.

Shit dogg, last night Charles did a Scandinavian Pipebomb in McCarthy Quad and shat his pants and subsequently convulsed.

Scandinavian Pipebomb by Risky Rick December 17, 2008

Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.

Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.

Scandinavian Penis by Hugh Jazzdich October 28, 2013

scandinavia 

The only place left in the world where metal will still get you laid.

Ooh, I love it when you growl like that.
Scandinavia!

scandinavia by Ssonic April 22, 2006

Scandinavian Rooster 

When a guy appears to be consoling a woman who is ralphing by pulling her hair back. Preferably, the woman is wearing a slutty skirt and she is perched at a 90 degree angle when he rips her panties aside and ass fucks the shit out of her while she's still barfing. The harder he fucks her the more puke she'll get out and consequently making the guy look good by suppling medical aid.

Nick: Dude, that girl down there looks really sick.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.

Scandinavian Rooster by nickgolf August 3, 2008

Scandasian 

Scandasian is someone who is half Scandinavian and half Asian.

Nick: what are you? Where are you from?
Beth: I’m Scandasian! Half Danish, half Japanese.

Scandasian by Sourplumyes May 20, 2021