Stevening

Getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the Stevener.

"...AND WHY IS THIS COFFEE GOING COLD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY STANDING THERE LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS MY OTHER TIARA AND THIS IS *NOT* CHOPIN..."

"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".

by Thrumumummer November 12, 2010

Sheening

The new Meme for "Winning".

Dude, Mike is totally Sheening!

by BoomBoom4u April 2, 2011

Semening

The act of secreating or shooting of semen.

She screamed loudly while I was semening causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.

by semening September 7, 2008

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

Charlie Sheening

winning at anything.

dude, i was totally charlie sheening at bingo last night.

by redneck747 April 3, 2011

Sheening The Cube

Going seven days without sleep

I went to Vegas for a bachelor party weekend but I wound up swapping out my ticket and staying the rest of the week.

whisper voice duuuude, you were Sheening The Cube!!!

see Gleaming The Cube with Christian Slater 1981

by Mokinooch March 18, 2011

Steening

1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.

2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.

Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout

by schwimjob January 18, 2015