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santamaria

a sweet, gentile soul, walk on your tipy toes around this sensitive lover.
Poor Tarek, his roommate keeps yelling at him because he forget to pick up santamaria's tampons.
by Betsy4324 October 21, 2010
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SantaClaus

An annoying robot on AIM.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.
ME: heylo
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?

ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all


ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?


ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.




ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
by d4n1k3dz December 17, 2008
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Santanaangel

Santanaangel is one *Hawt* woman. She is a legend in Runescape. She is a Cougar that I would Love to have after me. When I hear her voice I jizz my pants. Santanaangel is where the party is and you always want her in your call.
You want to be a "Santanaangel" in Runescape.
by jizzedout December 22, 2009
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santaclaustrophobia

fear of too many santa clauses
He felt a bout of santaclaustrophobia coming upon him as the holiday season approached.
by jamesviloria August 4, 2008
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santamya

Santamya pulls all the boys she’s a
by Fredo February 22, 2018
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santanalopezsb1tch

#girlboss
Phoebe Tonkins wife

The most amazing person ever

rowenaravenclawsdiadem1 biggest rival
They are a #girlboss
I love santanalopezsb1tch
by rowenaravenclawsdiadem1 June 3, 2021
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stankamala

The best kamala Harris fan page in Tik Tok and that’s on purr
I love StanKamala so much!
by Queen busy hairs October 27, 2021
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