man sanitizer

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.

Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."

by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014

Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020

Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.

Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*

by Markys wife January 31, 2022

hand sanitizer

its like the ambrosia of the gods,oh so rare,that only those of high prestige can obtain

man,that guy has HAND SANITIZER,dam he must be rich

by niggaballsinbasement March 22, 2020

Handy sanitizer

A hand job using hand sanitizer as lubricant.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend gave me the best handy sanitizer

by CamCordr December 31, 2021

Hand Sanitizer

Do you want corona virus? NO, so you should probable put some hand sanitizer on and tell your friends to!

Hand Sanitizer kills more than 99.99% of germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by thehoooops April 28, 2020

Hand sanitizer

The only cure to corona virus. PERIODT.

Person 1-yo you go the goods
Person2- heck ya I got the hand sanitizer!!

by Happymug March 16, 2020