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Sandman

A hit man. A person who kills, then moves on with no remorse.
by ChainGunCharlie November 8, 2006
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Sandman

Sandman is a comic book series written by Neil Gaiman and illustrated by various artists.
The protagonist of Sandman is Dream, the immortal anthropomorphic personification of dreams and storytelling. He is known by an array of names, most often Morpheus, but also Oneiros, Lord Shaper, the Prince of Stories, and, rarely, "the Sandman". He is one of a family of seven siblings known as the Endless, each of whom personifies some aspect of reality, such as Death or Desire. ( Example from Wikipedia )
by Enchi October 8, 2005
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Sandman

Just another ficticious character that parents invented because they believe that they are "Fun for kids." The Sandman is supposedly the person that wisks children away into dreamland by sprinkling sand on their eyes, explaining the children's eye-crust in the morning.
"Mommy, why is there this stuff in the corner of my eye when I wake up?"
"Ummm... Oh! The sandman puts it there sweety."
"Ohhhh."
by Ryoku June 20, 2006
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El Camino Sandman

When your wife brings a group of men home to fuck husband until he passes out
He is out cold after that El Camino Sandman.
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spunky sandman

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.
I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!
by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008
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Sandman Special

When you wake up in the middle of the night, and you have the undeniable urge to shit.
I had a big bowl of chili before I went to bed and I had a Sandman special come knockin'.
by JSaffle December 16, 2008
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Sandmanning

The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.
Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.
by Evol E July 16, 2019
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