no homo sandwich

The use of the term "no homo" at the beginning and end of a statement to ensure no one can possibly even begin to question your sexual orientation.

No homo sandwich: "No homo, but I sucked a dude's dick, no homo."

Example:" I thought Greg was cool but he uses the no homo sandwich enough that it makes me wonder."

by Herpderpflerp August 7, 2011

hot duck sandwich

n. Tasty entree consisting of a tasty slice of duck in between two slices of lightly toasted rye bread. Also a sexual euphemism in New Zealand.

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I could really go for a hot duck sandwich right now. Are you in?

Are you a kiwi? I ask because I just steam-cleaned the curtains.

by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012

houdini sandwich

you are doing someone from behind (hopefully a girl), you are about to finish, so you pull out and spit on her back. when she looks back you put it all up in her face. after that, you clean up her face with two pieces of bread and make her eat the sandwich.

K Mhettos gave that chick the biggest houdini sandwich last night.

by Michael Olowo-handy October 12, 2004

Hot Carl Sandwich

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.

A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.

by cjazzrun June 29, 2010

hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy

"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better

Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out

by wriggleit September 13, 2019

hot fuck sandwich

A sexual act wherein three individuals copulate simultaneously with the condition that one individual recieves concurrent stimulation from the other two. Activities may include penetration, oral-genital, oral-anal, jacking, and double dildo action.

"My ass and mouth still hurt from that hot fuck sandwich, and now you want what?"

by d-town crizzle November 23, 2006