Sanduskied

The act of being wronged or receiving involuntary anal intercourse by someone, especially a coworker or subordinate. Paternoed

Joe Paterno got Sanduskied out of his coaching position

by JimS32 November 11, 2011

Sanduskied

Being fucked by a creepy old man in the shower.

I was so drunk last night ended up gettin sanduskied.

by anc1 November 12, 2011

Sanduskied

To take a shower with a football coach or engage in sexual acts in a shower with a football coach.

Penn States Defensive coordinator Sanduskied a lot of kids over the years.

by SoulkillerRaider November 18, 2011

Sanduskied

When one does something epic and or awesome, instead of shouting "Awesome" or "F* Yeah!" You shout "SANDUSKIED!"

Jim after outrunning the cops, "Sanduskied!"

Chris after sacking the QB, "SANDUSKIED!"

by The German Stig November 16, 2011

Sanduskied

(Verb): when someone who attends, or will attend, the University of Pennsylvania is congratulated on attending Penn State.

Paul, the UPenn graduate, was sanduskied when his brother complimented his accomplishments at Penn state.

by 1word April 5, 2016

Sanduskied

The act of rolling up a bath towel, snapping it at another individual in the vacinity and scoring a direct hit on that persons buttocks.

After the football game, Todd hit the showers to wash off. Unbeknown to Todd, Coach was also in the shower and sanduskied him from behind.

"Red Sandosky" occurs when the act above draws blood.

by John E Dumpmonkey November 16, 2011

Sanduskied

To engage in innocent horseplay without intent of sexual contact, which is later misconstrued by malicious, unenlightened prosecutors and members of the media.

The boys were sanduskied by their scout troop leader and football coach.

by Coach Sandusky November 15, 2011