dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

sunblast

To go from indirect sunlight {cloudy} to direct sunlight. More sunblast happen on windy, partly cloudy days. also .called a solar blast

Feel the heat from the sunblast as the clouds pass by the sun on a windy day.

by Boundertime February 18, 2014

Oklahoma Sandblaster

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...

Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.

by pinksock69er September 30, 2011

Elma Sandblaster

This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.

This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.

by El el fetches February 4, 2022

Arabian Sandblaster

Resting a males ballsack in the eye/forehead or his partner and blasting a fart into their nose and mouth area.

Ron Wesealy: Holy shit, that Arabian Sandblaster damn near knocked the wind out of me.
Harry Potter: Your welcome.

by ur.momma.! August 11, 2008

SoundBlast

The act of a mod on a forum deleting threads and banning members for no real reason.

Originated from General Discussion on GaiaOnline where a mod by the name of Soundblast went around deleting threads and handingout bans for the sake of it.

"Dude, did you see that? 5 of my threads just got deleted for no reason"

"Lol, you just got soundblasted"

"Man, soundblast is a cunt. He banned my account because of a stupid thread I made 5 months ago"

"Soundblast has gone mad with power"

by Argesso June 18, 2008

Sandcastle

When you're out of weed and you dig out all the shit from the sides of your grinders to make a bowl of kief.

Yo, I'm out of weed, but do you wanna build a sandcastle?

by Hollywood Acid May 5, 2020