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Siberian Sandstorm

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it
While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.
by Khalid A. January 5, 2011
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Miami Sandstorm

When you pack your butt with as much sand that can fit, then you fart as hard as you can, thus creating a Miami Sandstorm and leaves who ever is around smelling like Miami.
Athena- "Yo gurl i'm about to turn up and Miami Sandstorm you up in this piece" *Farts*
Jillian-"Dang gurl you jus covered me in sand and left me smellin' like Miami"
by OMGItsThatOneDudeStu December 6, 2014
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sandshoe hairy crotch

An alternative to the popular "sandshoe hairy muff", which is another way of saying "Thank you very much". Popular in Queensland, Australia.
"Would you get me a beer?"
"Ok"
"Sandshoe hairy crotch!"
by nayfie June 21, 2006
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Sandstorm

When your shit is seemingly solid, but upon flushing or elongated floating, it fills the bow like a plume of desert sand.
I thought I was had a good shit this morning, but it turns out it was a full on sandstorm
by Nick Petrowski October 16, 2020
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Insurgency Sandstorm

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
by Kongjie December 12, 2020
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Darude-Sandstorm

A song composed by the Finnish composer, Darude in November 14,1999. People have made a meme out of it in which one would ask "What's the song name?" in the YouTube comment section.
What's the name of the song? Darude-Sandstorm.
by KyleTheChoux January 22, 2015
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Sandstorm Challenge

The Sandstorm Challenge is a difficult sexual challenge, which requires great stamina and endurance from both participants. While having sex the full version of the song Sandstorm by Darude (~7:30) is played in the background. The man must then keep up with the beat for the duration of the song without finishing. A strobe light can be used to enhance the experience.
Aly thought Anthony was kidding about the Sandstorm Challenge...then he brought out the strobe light and stereo. Anthony finished it like a boss.
by Dan Ryaly July 31, 2012
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