sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

Sandinga

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.

I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.

by Sandinga November 23, 2010

Saucing nans

Coming from youtuber Avxry, saucing someones nan is to completely and utterly destroy them

"Bro, Tyler just sauced that guy's nan." "He's been saucing nans since 2003"

by WootWootWest May 27, 2018

hot saucing

Where a one puts un deliluted hot Tobasco sauce in a childs mouth as a form of punishment.

Hot saucing is just one of the many forms of child punishment in a proposed bill to portect children from unusual punishments.

by Sami Yamamoto June 26, 2005

sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

Saucing Nans

One of Avxry's quotes. Means to kill someone in Fortnite really good

Theifs: Nice kill Axvry it was really good
Axvry: Yeah it was a good kill I am Saucing Nans

by bomber_boy9000 May 26, 2018

sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

by Vince T October 14, 2012