salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.

Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.

by Albal44 March 4, 2009

samueljacksonafobia

Fear of Samuel Jackson

After i watched snakes on a plane, i had samueljacksonafobia

by Jamie Williams January 17, 2008

samuelbart

The action of shoving a potato up ones butt hole

He just jammed it right up there pulling a samuelbart.

by Mr scientist January 27, 2014

samuelba

Samuelba is the Greek root of a SAMUEL shoving a moist warm potato up a rectum analy. The painful process is rewarded with the Egyptian feeling of potato shoving. Samuels tend to have a mass rush of high as they anally penetrate their BUTTHOLE. Potato anal shoving is a higher rush than being high for most Samuels.

"How is he so high?"

"He must have done a Samuelba cuz he is as high as a flying potato!"

by Mr scientist January 29, 2014

samuelia

Samuelia means "one who is a gift"brings life to any place there at can be annoying but funny and their absolutely gorgus and their friends love them

Hi samuelia.....samuelia's here!

by Urban wise person April 25, 2019

salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

by J-hem May 24, 2019

Samuelly Transmitted Depression

Transfer of severe depression through sex

I slept with Sam S. last night, and i think he gave me, Samuelly Transmitted Depression

by Snipedog22 February 7, 2020