The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010

Sammy smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"

by sirferris January 27, 2021

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman

Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022

Dirty sammy

Literally sucking a girls cum out of her vagina while she’s at her point of climax like you were giving a hickey.

I had to hit her with a dirty Sammy, refuse to go out sad.

by Dvrkslide May 28, 2018

Sammy Hoot

The term for someone who sleeps with everyone and is often called a Slut

That Girl is so Sammy Hoot!

Don't be such a Sammy Hoot, Pick only One guy a night!

by The Girl from across the stree July 29, 2010

sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the Red Rocker who was thr front man for numerous bands such as: The Fabulous Castiles, Montrose, HSAS, Van Halen, Los Tres Gusanos. Not to mention his initial solo tours and now he plays with the Waboritas.

Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.

The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.

Sammy Hagar fuckin kicks ass!!!!

by Aaron "Peter Draggin" Las Vegas June 11, 2006

Sammy Sunshine

A very sunshine-y person who seems extremely happy and enthusiastic all the time. Sunshines are often girls. They are loved by many even thugh they can sometimes be annoying. They are often quite attractive and very good in bed. If you are lucky enough to meet a Sunshine in your lifetime, then you will notice they are one of the most amazing people you have met.

Damn, i really love Sammy Sunshine.

by your aunt's pseudonym May 13, 2011