Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.
He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.
He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.
by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019
Get the Samod mug.(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.
Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."
by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007
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(Sampda means glory, royalty)
Nd trust me a deep talk with her is worth it !! <3
She can be the solution to most of your problems ❤️ !!
At last , she is the everyone wants !!
(Sampda means glory, royalty)
Nd trust me a deep talk with her is worth it !! <3
She can be the solution to most of your problems ❤️ !!
At last , she is the everyone wants !!
by Tanmay November 23, 2021
Get the sampda mug.She is the girl next door with a charismatic personality, a positive aura and a strong willed attitude and a straight spine...be ready for a fun filled adventure if you ever intend to know one. Give her your loyalty, respect, honesty, trust, understanding, warmth and love, she can move heaven and earth for you (for anyone). She always has the perfect solutions to all your problems and can make your day with her quirkiness, sense of humour, logical amd rational thinking and her infections smile.
But take great care not to trigger or try to destroy her or she might be something/one nobody wants to see....she is the sole Master of her mind, soul and body and dare you to try to bring her under your control...she will ruin your entire existance...
Freedom, trust, care, love, loyalty, support, sincerity, and understanding are her biggest motivators and strength. Just as the name suggests, she is a one complete army. You should consider yourself lucky if you have this woman in any role of your life.
But take great care not to trigger or try to destroy her or she might be something/one nobody wants to see....she is the sole Master of her mind, soul and body and dare you to try to bring her under your control...she will ruin your entire existance...
Freedom, trust, care, love, loyalty, support, sincerity, and understanding are her biggest motivators and strength. Just as the name suggests, she is a one complete army. You should consider yourself lucky if you have this woman in any role of your life.
Guy: " Who is the new girl that joined this year?"
Girl: " Yes, she is Sampoorna and she is super talented and bold"
Girl: " Yes, she is Sampoorna and she is super talented and bold"
by IceBlack November 23, 2021
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A great and popular football(read:soccer)club from the Italian city Genova. Have a strong rivalry with Genoa FC.
by Carbonara April 3, 2008
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